The Killa: Family Guy
The Killa: so now....SEX is the big thing....
O.com: lol nigga... that nigga peter wife used to be a hoe lol
The Killa: That's the guts to me
O.com: like she was a straight groupie slut... whats her name again?
The Killa: LOL...and Peter is A OKAY with that
O.com: i cant remember right now
The Killa: Lois
O.com: LOL you know?
O.com: YES!
O.com: lois used to be that cold slut lol
The Killa: hell yeah
O.com: nigga that cartoon couldnt be any more wrong
The Killa: but the MOST wrong
O.com: there is nothing right about that shit at all
The Killa: of all the wrong
The Killa: is Glenn Quagmire
O.com: LOL
The Killa: dude is just a straight up perv....
O.com: did you see when that nigga was on the bachlor?
The Killa: YES!
O.com: LMAO
O.com: he druged the girl and trying to drag her back to the house
The Killa: (shameless plug) I just bought volume 3
O.com: gotdamn nigga i damn near lost my mind
The Killa: that's probably my favorite episode
O.com: ... what are you plugging nigga? your spending habits? horay for you nigga lol
The Killa: Nah...everyone should buy it!
The Killa: LMAO!
O.com: LOLll
The Killa: but yeah....the worst part is that there are real life pervs that we both know
O.com: nigga did you see when brian the dogg was racist and couldnt help it
O.com: like that nigga was barking at black people
O.com: OH YES NIGGA!!!!
O.com: being on the net...
O.com: half the niggas on everybodies buddylist is perverts lol
The Killa: one of the niggas on this show might be a perv
The Killa: ahem...
The Killa: LOL
The Killa: anyway....
O.com: that one nigga on your favorite message board who you be wondering if he really serious in some of his post lol
O.com: LMAO!!!!
O.com: this nigga lol
The Killa: YES....I am sure he's the inspiration for Quagmire
The Killa: LOL...that's where I was going with all of this
O.com: lol hell yea nigga lol
O.com: that show has alot of net insperation
O.com: but nigga...
O.com: speaking of fucking pervs
O.com: nigga have you ever peeped that old man that be after chris?!?!
The Killa: YES!!
The Killa: with the weak voice
O.com: nigga that shit is so sick
The Killa: and the walker
O.com: i cant help but laugh tho...
The Killa: yeah man....Family Guy hits ALL areas of sexual deviance
O.com: that shit is way too gotdamn funny lol
O.com: IT DOES!!!
The Killa: from S&M to Incest
The Killa: and never has it been so funny
O.com: RIGHT!
O.com: lol
O.com: ah man... there are too may gutty ass moments in that show...
O.com: we should have just done a show laughing at family guy... gotdamn
The Killa: what's your favorite to date?
O.com: i have too many nigga...
The Killa: TRUE...LOL..it could be done
The Killa: man....it's a tie for me
O.com: you know me, i dont have one favorite with alot of shit
The Killa: between Peanut Butter Jelly Time
O.com: i still ahvent seen that shit
The Killa: ahhhhh you missing out!
The Killa: it comes on tonight though!
The Killa: (which is too late for you all reading this!)
O.com: lmao
O.com: i wanna see the nigga that got excited tho... like YES!... oh.
O.com: nigga im sorry, i kinda enjoy seeing niggas get hype, and then be over whelmingly let down lol
The Killa: but yeah, that, and when Quagmire was boning Cleveland's wife
O.com: OH SHIT?!?! LMAO
O.com: ive never seen that one lmao
The Killa: LOL..yes there is something kind of great about that
The Killa: Ahhh...you are missing out my friend
The Killa: Anyway....
The Killa: let's move along....
O.com: well you know what i havent missed yet?
O.com: lol
The Killa: LMAO....tell me good sir
O.com: the muthafuckin boondocks!
The Killa: HELL YEAH
The Killa: now this shit here!!
O.com: nigga when the comic strip first started, i thought arron mcgruder stole my life story
O.com: nigga i moved from the city to the burbs just like these niggas lol
The Killa: right!
O.com: and oh boy was it culture shock!
The Killa: LMAO....
The Killa: see I'd be like Caesar
The Killa: actually...no
The Killa: I'd be like Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
O.com: they aint introduced that nigga into the cartoon yet right?
O.com: LMAO!!!!!
The Killa: nah man!!
O.com: DONT TRUST THEM NEW NIGGAS OVER THERE!!!!!
The Killa: they need to though
The Killa: LMAO!!! with they wide nose breathing all the air
O.com: LEAVIN THEY NIGGA ESSENCE IN THE AIR!!!!
O.com: nigga... i cant believe they are getting away with saying nigga so much on tv
The Killa: ME NEITHER
The Killa: they say nigga more than WE do
O.com: that shit is almost overwhelming?
The Killa: well actually maybe not nigga
The Killa: we say nigga more than a little bit
O.com: well yea
The Killa: but damn man
O.com: but we aint on tv!
The Killa: EXACTLY
The Killa: LMAO!!
O.com: LOL
O.com: actually...
O.com: STG... MIGHT be coming to a podcast near you....
O.com: but thats on some... OJ needs to stop being lazy and do some reading shit...
O.com: i have a nigga moment every time i think i wanna do that shit lol
The Killa: LMAO!!
The Killa: nigga the nigga moment was FUNNY AS HELL
O.com: ... am i gonna read all these gotdamn instructions and tutorials? eehhhhh
O.com: fuck it....
The Killa: that old dude was spitting SO MUCH
O.com: YES NIGGA LMAO!!!!
O.com: i couldnt believe granddad killed that nigga....
The Killa: me neither
O.com: i was fuckin crying
The Killa: LMAO...they took it THERE
The Killa: you know???
O.com: YES!!!!!
The Killa: LMAO...like they saw the line and HOPPED over that bitch
O.com: summersalted lol
The Killa: LMAO..hell yeah!
O.com: nigga... imma put that dont trust them new niggas over there song on my ipod
The Killa: but yeah man....every episode has been great
O.com: it has tho
The Killa: it actually lived up to the hype
O.com: it has offically replaced the chappelle show ( RIP )
The Killa: sigh....
The Killa: yes
O.com: i think every Black person should show some respect like they talkin about a dead relative when speaking on the chappelle show
O.com: lol
The Killa: YES..I agree
O.com: pour out a lil liquor nigga
The Killa: man...I don't even really wanna talk about it..I got some...umm..dust in my eye
O.com: well lets move on then....
O.com: have you seen that new jack in the box commercial?
The Killa: YES
The Killa: LMAO...
O.com: nigga... is it me... or does that shit make you NOT want to go to jack in the box
The Killa: man I love Jack in the Crack commercials tho
The Killa: but yeah
The Killa: it does make you wanna be like....ummm...I'll pass
O.com: dont get me wrong... the commercial is the guts
The Killa: no Jack card for me
O.com: LOL right lol
The Killa: they blew it
The Killa: LMAO...what were they thinking?
O.com: its like... sigh, yea... if i go up to jack right now... imma have to deal with one of the remedal ass employees...
The Killa: LMAO!!!...right!!
O.com: they just saw the gutty factor... not the fact that niggas would laugh, and then be like ... woooooooo fuck going up there tho lol
O.com: actually
O.com: last time i was at jack in the box... i had to deal with a dumb ass employee
The Killa: they hire the niggas who walk out of Taco Bell dejected cuz they didn't get hired
O.com: and he was the manager!!!
O.com: RIGHT!
The Killa: LMAO...of course!
O.com: this nigga was HALF STEPPING on taking my order....
The Killa: it reminds me of the first season of the show that shall not be mentioned
O.com: lmao hell naw
The Killa: when they were at Popcopy
O.com: kinkos?!?!
O.com: LMAO!!!! YES LMAO
The Killa: Lemme speak to the manager....
The Killa: HAHAHA.....I AM the manager nigga
The Killa: wassup!?!?
O.com: nigga... see...
O.com: the gotdamn commercial just came on again...
The Killa: hahahaha!!
O.com: its like... YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!!!
The Killa: they gonna get you!!
The Killa: you gonna end up getting a jack card
O.com: you dont see the nigga thats in front of you!!!
The Killa: and hating yourself!
O.com: LMAO!!!!!!
O.com: no im not nigga...
O.com: imma be the hungry guy with no jack card...
O.com: not shaking my damn head...
The Killa: LMAO!!
O.com: but cussing that stupid bitch out...
O.com: nigga... i might even become disillustioned into beliving im jack
O.com: and start cussing her out like BITCH DONT YOU SEE ME ON THE CARD!!?!?!?!
O.com: THERE GO MY PICTURE RIGHT THERE....
The Killa: LMAO!!!
O.com: fuck this... BITCH YOURE FIRED!
The Killa: right!!!
The Killa: it's like you can picture some shit like that happening for real at Jack in the Crack
The Killa: maybe if it was a...I don't know Chili's commercial
The Killa: where the IQ was a little higher
The Killa: you could be like....well that won't really hapen
O.com: LMAO RIGHT!!!!
O.com: nigga i should construct a jack costume and roll into jack in the box... and pick a fight...
The Killa: LMAO!
The Killa: that would be the guts!!
The Killa: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
O.com: lol nigga ill roll in there with the suit on n shit...
The Killa: LMAO!!
The Killa: hahaha...stop
The Killa: LMAO!!!
The Killa: hahahaha!!
O.com: at the counter talking to somebody who can barely speak english
O.com: or some stupid ass trailor park girl
The Killa: nigga if you do that.....nigga you will be the greatest nigga in the history of the internet
O.com: or some dumb ass ghetto ass girl...
O.com: like yea... umm i forgot my jack card...
The Killa: surpassing Panama Jackson and D. Young!
O.com: LMAO!!!!
O.com: nigga let me find a jack head...
The Killa: hahahahaha!!
O.com: ill go to burlington and cop me a 60 dollar suit n shit lmao
The Killa: hahahaha...ah shit...and I KNOW you'll do this!
The Killa: LMAO!!
The Killa: hahahahaha
The Killa: a 60 dollar suit
O.com: and have sylvia set up in there with the fuckin video camera in the cut
The Killa: hahahaha...this is too much
The Killa: YES!!
The Killa: you should bring the oompa loompa with you
O.com: uuuh yea... i forgot my jack card...
O.com: if you wanna keep your muthafuckin job... you need to come up offa number 4
The Killa: LMAO!!!
The Killa: hahahahaha
O.com: nigga tho
O.com: you know whats really the fuckin guts?
The Killa: oh Jesus H. Christ (happy early birthday by the way if you are reading)
O.com: i know this will work at least ONE good time out of 20
The Killa: LMAO!!! I'M SURE
O.com: LMAO YOURE FUCKING DUMB LMAO
The Killa: she'll think she's in the next commerical
The Killa: Jesus is the homie
O.com: LOL yea man
The Killa: he's on the mainline, tell him what you want
O.com: lol
O.com: the heading for my next blogger design will be "jesus reads my blogger!"
The Killa: LMAO!!!
The Killa: nigga save me a seat in hell
O.com: nigga what if jesus was out there reading niggas bloggers?!?!
The Killa: LMAO!!!
O.com: wooooooo lmao
The Killa: he'd be bored to death with mine
The Killa: he'd be like, "now where are those romans"
O.com: LOL
The Killa: anyway nigga...I think we've managed to offend the usual suspects
The Killa: any parting shots?
O.com: that nigga would make retarded shit happen to you just so you will have something interesting to write about
The Killa: shout outs you'd like to give?
The Killa: LMAO!!...maybe he SHOULD read my blogger then
O.com: LMAO!!!!
O.com: id like to give a shout out to the nigga who invented peanut butter jelly sandwishes and the nigga who made that retarded ass flash movie with the bannana that we all love!
The Killa: LMAO!!..yes
The Killa: I'd like to give a shout out to the nigga who does Uncle Ruckus's voice
The Killa: and the real life Quagmire in Philly
O.com: nigga its hard for me not to believe that the nigga who does uncle ruckus voice dont really think and act like that
O.com: lol youre the guts
The Killa: LMAO me too!
O.com: alright nigga...
O.com: i need to take a piss... we need to wrap this up....
The Killa: Ummm......that's it
The Killa: BYE NIGGAS
O.com: ... i cant think of nothing snappy to say as a sign off
O.com: aint that about a bitch?
The Killa: ...and people who would prefer to not be called niggas but are still niggas
O.com: LOL this nigga
The Killa: Go get Family Guy...and ATHF volume 4 on Tuesday!
The Killa: LOL....you still thinking of a sign off?
The Killa: say Focker Out
O.com: LOL
O.com: naw nigga lmao
O.com: WE OUT!
The Killa: just in time
The Killa: FG is on!
Gangster? ...Who me? Never!
Actually, one could say im some what of a 50 fan, i dont hate the nigga or no shit. And ill bump some of his shit. But i couldnt help my self on this picture. I just had to. Its like gotdammit man. This shit aint even artistic! Its just fucking Gay. And thats it. How is this OK at all? (unless youre gay) This is almost as bad as Games butteryfly tatto. Almost.
Go For Zucker!, a "Jewish comedy" was originally made as a TV movie but ended up making $7 million at the German box office and winning six Golden Lolas at the film awards, including best director and best picture. In addition to the prestige the awards provide, Levy's Hitler project got an additional boost yesterday when it received a grant of about $600,000 from the Federal Film Board of Germany.
Watch out seinfeld - your competition is gonna slap a star of david on your syndicated ratings!
full article here
Here's the video:
Now that you've been enlightened, notice how she's talkin about all that junk in her hump, or lackthereof, and the next line is somewhere along the lines of "my lovely little lumps". Cold shit. Breast Cancer patients DO NOT find that funny. You cant just come out with a song about your "lumps", referring to your tits, and expect chicks with cancer to not find that shit offensive. Fergie gonna wake up with a bunch of bald headed bitches in their pink jumpsuits ready to beat her hump! Give it up to BEP for being our newest Heroes In Insensitivity. They're still wack as the fuck though.
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From an old INS Article from the 1800's:
"Coloreds try to capitlize on slave trade; Open store."
Also, the site will also be going under some site improvements. But for now, its up, it goes down, enjoy!
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"I wonder if ol' Condi will let me go to the restroom?"
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"Almost everyone I've talked to says, 'We're gonna move to Houston.' 'What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas." she goes on to say, "Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality, and so many of the people in the arenas here, you know, were underprivileged anyway. This is working very well for them."
We're gonna work backwards on this one. First of all.. im curious to know what she means by "This is working very well for them." Excuse me Mrs. Bitch? how exactly is this working out well for them? Hm? I could go on and on how fucked up of a situation "They" are now in. But honestly, how well could any situation be when you absolutely have no choice but to rely on proven incompetent former FEMA director, Mike Brown, who was FUCKING FIRED, ( fuck what you heard ). And this guy. I mean really. Who the fuck are you kidding?
Does she realize that she is amongst thousands of people who have lost everything?! Can she possibly see that people who used to have actual homes, although they might have been the best of conditions, are now sleeping on fucking cots in the middle of a big ass sports arena? Im really confused. How is this possibly "working out well for them"? Shit sounds real fucked up to me. Just because "these people were underprivileged anyway" doesnt mean that government hand outs and relief is a comparable situation.
Thank you Barbara Bush for showing that youre a "compassionate and caring person", i mean that is what they say about you. And certainly that comment shows plenty of "compassion" and" caring". Some critics are comparing her remarks to Marie Antoinette's alleged response to the plight of the poor on the eve of the French Revolution: "If they have no bread, let them eat cake." Both instances you have rich people who are clearly unaware and seemingly dont care about the poor people of their respective nations.
Well i know one thing is certain in all this G.W. got his knack for saying stupid ass shit honest. Its genetic.
So congratulations Mrs. Former First Lady. Youre now our very first Hero In Insensitivity.
]]>I got a big problem. My brother is married to this chick that cheats on him. Just recently, while at lunch, I caught her with the neighborhood carpetmuncher. I've been hearing rumors and so has he. How do I let him know that I caught her without hurting his feelings or getting involved? This shit is really ugly now!
Thanks.
Dear WaterGate,
There is no way in the fuck you are going to be able to drop the bomb that your brothers wife is foreal foreal dykin around with the neighborhood carpetmucher... In a nice way... That doesn't hurt his feelings... OR get you involved. The only way this man could possibly be happy about it, is if he thinks he can jump in and get his threesome on! Nobody likes to get cheated on. So he is gonna be pissed when he finds out. Especially if she is ugly and doesnt like dick at all. And im pretty sure if he has heard rumors... He wants to know! and he wants to know SOON! you need to stop being spineless and have your brothers back! if you happen to see her actually cheating... Then there is really no way you can NOT be involved. Protect your brother! look out for the man... As im sure he would do! You know your brother better than I do... So im pretty sure you have a good idea on how to approach this man with the news. Tell him exactly what you saw... And let him draw his own conclusions. If you just saw the cheater and homewrecker together in the mall talkin and shoppin n shit... Tell him exactly that. Be objective, give her the benefit of the dout even ( if you really arent looking to get involved ) If you saw them getting their dyke on in the bed or some shit... Tell him that. But gotdamn... Stop being a punk! why are you so scared to get involved? Is the girl big or some shit? Will she fuck you up? What in the hell are you scared of? I mean damn... I know nobody likes drama in their life... But hell, sometime life feeds you bullshit and you gotta roll with the punches, this is your family, take care of them like they would do you! Lol fuck that... Don't let that shit ride! Ol girl skeezin around on your brother could put him in a postion to catch a VD or some shit... Then it will be ALL your fault. Because your punk ass actions! if being a punk is ok with you, and you still don't want to get involved... Then honestly the only thing you can HOPE for is that your brother doesn't mention your name when he confronts his wife with the news you brought to him. Now... If the skeezer ( your brothers wife ) knows you know about her infidelity, and youre basically the only person that knows... Then youre basically assed the fuck out. But how about you DON'T be a punk... For your brothers sake. Damn! if you don't... This problem can only get worse than it already is. And you will only feel worse and worse about it.
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Dear I LoveMeSomeHim,
I do think it is acceptable to tell a man that you love him before he tells you. BUT! i do also believe that there is a time and a place to tell a man that shit... DONT tell him right after you give him some head... because you might get lied to. DONT tell him during sex... because you might get lied to... or fuck off some ass lol.. As a matter of fact... dont tell him during anything sexual at all. Because if that man is in the mood to get some ass... youre gonna fuck around and get lied to lol. AND Please DONT tell him when he is pissed off at you and you are trying to get out of whatever bind youre in. That there is some punk ass shit. When you tell him... make sure you guys are just having a general conversation about any ol thing... if you are slick like that... maybe you can move the conversation in the way of " feelings " and then come with what you have to say. Or, hey... if youre not slick like that... fuck it... just say the shit one day... just stop that muthafucka in his tracks... like look here homie, this is how i feel about you ( please note, that it might be wise to make sure you have time to talk about the way you feel after you tell him ). But please please please... dont beat around the bush... that shit is irritating... be clear and clear and clear some more. Get it out in the open. It might be hard... and it probably will be scary. But you really have nothing to lose. Because if he loves yo ass back. Then only good things can happen after that. If he doesnt... weeelllll thats on YOU, and if YOU can deal with that or not. some people can. some people cant. YOU are gonna have to make that choice. if he doesnt... its not so bad... he is clear on how YOU feel now, and that takes out alot of guess work.... chances are... you telling him how you feel about him will open him up some. and might get him to trust you with his heart eventually. it all depends on yalls relationship. shit... you might even get more head, or a bill paid or someshit now lol who knows? But... be warned... you could be with some muthafucka who is scary... and you telling him how you truly feel about him will scare his punk ass off! this... is not as bad as it seems... you know why? Because he was a bitch in the first place... and you didnt mean all that much to him. isnt it better to know sooner than later... or before he accidentally gets yo ass pregnant or some shit and you are stuck with some asshole who does not love you and doesnt share the same emotion you do? So this is why i say.... you dont have shit to lose. Because either he loves you back ( or will eventually ) or he will get scared and leave... in which case... you didnt need to be with him anyway. Now... option 2 ( dude leaving ) might suck... but in the long run, you will be better off. As a matter of fact... you will be better off either way it goes. Guess work in relationships SUCK! unless you can read minds, of course. i think people should be open about how they feel and talk things out, or else somebody is gonna get hurt.
So when this site is all the way done, and filled up with content, it will be a Celerbration Bitches! The INS is finally here!
]]>Essentially, STG is an evolution of STG, with more contributors and not just Calvin and OJ. which is a good thing because you still get STG ( Calvin and OJ ) plus more! and more people! and more updates because we know how lazy them two niggas are.
But its still some of the best shit going!
Welcome To the INS Muthafuckas!
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