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         <title>I got them niggers son, fresh off the boat my man!</title>
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<p>From an old INS Article from the 1800's:</p>

<p>"Coloreds try to capitlize on slave trade; Open store."<br />
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         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 23:29:57 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>A quick note for all you STG fans out there...</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Pepople used to bitch and complain "HEY! where are the archives for STG!?" Well,  they have been posted;  along with the lost New Years episode featuring Panama Jackson, Black Martha, and The Damn Diva herself. </p>

<p>Also, the site will also be going under some site improvements. But for now, its up, it goes down, enjoy!</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/exclusives/2005/09/a_quick_note_for_all_you_stg_f.php</link>
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         <category>Editors Notes</category>
         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 20:45:00 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Hmmmm</title>
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<p>"I wonder if ol' Condi will let me go to the restroom?"</center></p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 17:33:25 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Barbara Bush</title>
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 Our VERY FIRST Hero in Insensitivity is none other than Barbara Bush. Thats right, G.W. Bush moms.  Why you ask? Fairly recently she was being interviewed "Marketplace" a show that airs on NPR. </p>

<p>"Almost everyone I've talked to says, 'We're gonna move to Houston.' 'What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas." she goes on to say, "Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality, and so many of the people in the arenas here, you know, were underprivileged anyway. This is working very well for them."</p>

<p>We're gonna work backwards on this one. First of all.. im curious to know what she means by "This is working very well for them." Excuse me Mrs. Bitch? how exactly is this working out well for them? Hm? I could go on and on how fucked up of a situation "They" are now in. But honestly, how well could any situation be when you absolutely have no choice but to rely on proven incompetent former FEMA director, Mike Brown, who was FUCKING FIRED, ( fuck what you heard ). And <a href="http://www.theins.org/exclusives/bushfingers.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.theins.org/exclusives/bushfingers.php','popup','width=357,height=271,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">this guy</a>. I mean really. Who the fuck are you kidding? <br />
Does she realize that she is amongst thousands of people who have lost everything?! Can she possibly see that people who used to have actual homes, although they might have been the best of conditions, are now sleeping on fucking cots in the middle of a big ass sports arena? Im really confused. How is this possibly "working out well for them"? Shit sounds real fucked up to me. Just because "these people were underprivileged anyway" doesnt mean that government hand outs and relief is a comparable situation. </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 15:34:23 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>I Thawt I Taw Some Carpet Munching</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>Dear Dr Orange, </p>

<p>I got a big problem. My brother is married to this chick that cheats on him. Just recently, while at lunch, I caught her with the neighborhood carpetmuncher. I've been hearing rumors and so has he. How do I let him know that I caught her without hurting his feelings or getting involved? This shit is really ugly now! </p>

<p>Thanks.</strong></em></p>

<p><br />
Dear WaterGate, </p>

<p>There is no way in the fuck you are going to be able to drop the bomb that your brothers wife is foreal foreal dykin around with the neighborhood carpetmucher... In a nice way... That doesn't hurt his feelings... OR get you involved. The only way this man could possibly be happy about it, is if he thinks he can jump in and get his threesome on! Nobody likes to get cheated on. So he is gonna be pissed when he finds out. Especially if she is ugly and doesnt like dick at all.  And im pretty sure if he has heard rumors... He wants to know! and he wants to know SOON! you need to stop being spineless and have your brothers back! if you happen to see her actually cheating... Then there is really no way you can NOT be involved. Protect your brother! look out for the man... As im sure he would do! You know your brother better than I do... So im pretty sure you have a good idea on how to approach this man with the news. Tell him exactly what you saw... And let him draw his own conclusions. If you just saw the cheater and homewrecker together in the mall talkin and shoppin n shit... Tell him exactly that. Be objective, give her the benefit of the dout even ( if you really arent looking to get involved ) If you saw them getting their dyke on in the bed or some shit... Tell him that. But gotdamn... Stop being a punk! why are you so scared to get involved? Is the girl big or some shit? Will she fuck you up? What in the hell are you scared of? I mean damn... I know nobody likes drama in their life... But hell, sometime life feeds you bullshit and you gotta roll with the punches, this is your family, take care of them like they would do you! Lol fuck that... Don't let that shit ride! Ol girl skeezin around on your brother could put him in a postion to catch a VD or some shit... Then it will be ALL your fault. Because your punk ass actions! if being a punk is ok with you, and you still don't want to get involved... Then honestly the only thing you can HOPE for is that your brother doesn't mention your name when he confronts his wife with the news you brought to him. Now... If the skeezer ( your brothers wife ) knows you know about her infidelity, and youre basically the only person that knows... Then youre basically assed the fuck out. But how about you DON'T be a punk... For your brothers sake. Damn! if you don't... This problem can only get worse than it already is. And you will only feel worse and worse about it. </p>]]></description>
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         <category>Great Advice From The Good Dr. Orange</category>
         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:30:22 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>I Love Me Some Him</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><b>Dear Dr Orange,<br />
Is it ever acceptable to tell a man you love him before he tells you? I REALLY need to know this... </b></p>

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Dear I LoveMeSomeHim, <br />
I do think it is acceptable to tell a man that you love him before he tells you. BUT! i do also believe that there is a time and a place to tell a man that shit... DONT tell him right after you give him some head... because you might get lied to. DONT tell him during sex... because you might get lied to... or fuck off some ass lol.. As a matter of fact... dont tell him during anything sexual at all. Because if that man is in the mood to get some ass... youre gonna fuck around and get lied to lol. AND Please DONT tell him when he is pissed off at you and you are trying to get out of whatever bind youre in. That there is some punk ass shit. When you tell him... make sure you guys are just having a general conversation about any ol thing... if you are slick like that... maybe you can move the conversation in the way of " feelings " and then come with what you have to say. Or, hey... if youre not slick like that... fuck it... just say the shit one day... just stop that muthafucka in his tracks... like look here homie, this is how i feel about you ( please note, that it might be wise to make sure you have time to talk about the way you feel after you tell him ). But please please please... dont beat around the bush... that shit is irritating... be clear and clear and clear some more. Get it out in the open. It might be hard... and it probably will be scary. But you really have nothing to lose. Because if he loves yo ass back. Then only good things can happen after that. If he doesnt... weeelllll thats on YOU, and if YOU can deal with that or not. some people can. some people cant. YOU are gonna have to make that choice. if he doesnt... its not so bad... he is clear on how YOU feel now, and that takes out alot of guess work.... chances are... you telling him how you feel about him will open him up some. and might get him to trust you with his heart eventually. it all depends on yalls relationship. shit... you might even get more head, or a bill paid or someshit now lol who knows? But... be warned... you could be with some muthafucka who is scary... and you telling him how you truly feel about him will scare his punk ass off! this... is not as bad as it seems... you know why? Because he was a bitch in the first place... and you didnt mean all that much to him. isnt it better to know sooner than later... or before he accidentally gets yo ass pregnant or some shit and you are stuck with some asshole who does not love you and doesnt share the same emotion you do? So this is why i say.... you dont have shit to lose. Because either he loves you back ( or will eventually ) or he will get scared and leave... in which case... you didnt need to be with him anyway. Now... option 2 ( dude leaving ) might suck... but in the long run, you will be better off. As a matter of fact... you will be better off either way it goes. Guess work in relationships SUCK! unless you can read minds, of course. i think people should be open about how they feel and talk things out, or else somebody is gonna get hurt. <br />
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         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:04:54 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Rejoice!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The day we've all be waiting for is here! The INS is live! The site isnt all the way completed, but will be in the next week, at the latest. Its been almost TWO Years since this was just an idea. but now its finally here. And we can all Rejoice! There is yet another site for you to spend time reading all day on the internet! </p>

<p>So when this site is all the way done, and filled up with content, it will be a Celerbration Bitches! The INS is finally here!</p>]]></description>
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         <category>Editors Notes</category>
         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 06:23:05 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Shooting The Gift</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Some of you may remember a show our editor ( yes, thats me talking in 3rd person ) and one of our members, The World Renowned KillaCal had over at <a href="http://www.five27.com/STG">http://www.five27.com/STG</a>. Well its ALL the way back now, and part of The INS. </p>

<p>Essentially, STG is an evolution of STG, with more contributors and not just Calvin and OJ. which is a good thing because you still get STG ( Calvin and OJ ) plus more! and more people! and more updates because we know how lazy them two niggas are. </p>

<p>But its still some of the best shit going!</p>

<p>Welcome To the INS Muthafuckas!</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:17:16 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>The INS Hate Mail</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The INS Hate Mail. With all the foreth coming insensitivity that will saturate this peice of unos and zeros, there is surely some one that will send us a peice of hate mail or 9. We cant wait!</p>]]></description>
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         <category>INS Hate Mail</category>
         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:12:10 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>The INS Captions</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The INS Captions. Pictures... Captions.... Halarity.</p>]]></description>
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         <category>INS Captions</category>
         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:07:07 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Heros In Insensitivity</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Heros In Insensitivty is our very own Insensitivity Hall of Fame. Hall of fame members will be inducted with their insensitivie achivements here for all to see and marvel. Or point and laugh at. Or hate all over again when you revisit our allustrious memorial to our Heros In Insensitivity. </p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/exclusives/2005/09/heros_in_insensitivity.php</link>
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         <category>Heros In Insensitivity</category>
         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:00:38 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Great Advice From The Good Dr. Orange</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Great Advice from the internets most straight forward advice columist, The Good Dr. Orange. Formerly a fixture on STG ( Shooting The Gift ) The Good Dr. has joined the evolution of STG, The Insensitive News Syndicate, to give his insite to your problems. User submited letters to The Good Dr Orange will be answered live here on The INS dot org. </p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/exclusives/2005/09/great_advice_from_the_good_dr.php</link>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:54:28 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>EP 8: Mike, Mike, and Leeroy</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>O.com: LIVE!!!! like how your chicken used to be!!!!<br />
O.com: lol before that helpless nigga was slaughtered by zacky farms lol<br />
TheKillaCal: OH WE BACK!!!<br />
TheKillaCal: For how long....who knows<br />
O.com: who cares...<br />
O.com: we are just gonna act like we aint just was here yesterday<br />
O.com: but please note...<br />
O.com: STG will be undergoing some changes...<br />
O.com: all for the better!!!!<br />
TheKillaCal: BIG CHANGES!<br />
O.com: when? who knows? imma lazy fuck lol<br />
TheKillaCal: Eventually<br />
TheKillaCal: LOL<br />
O.com: i have the right to be lazy tho... i work all the gotdamn time!<br />
O.com: a nigga has a morgage to pay lol<br />
O.com: so killa do the honors.....<br />
O.com: tell these niggas whats crackin today<br />
TheKillaCal: Welp.....ON DECK TODAY<br />
TheKillaCal: three topis we KNOW you want our opinion on<br />
O.com: WE KNOW IT!<br />
TheKillaCal: The two Mikes.....Tyson and Jackson<br />
O.com: HEE HEE!!!<br />
O.com: *moon walk... kick out*<br />
TheKillaCal: And the latest internet craze<br />
TheKillaCal: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!<br />
O.com: LOL!! <br />
O.com: yes!<br />
TheKillaCal: so without further ado</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/exclusives/2005/06/ep_8_mike_mike_and_leeroy.php</link>
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         <category>Shooting The Gift</category>
         <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 19:12:36 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>The Lost Episode: 2004 Wrap up</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>TheKillaCal: COMING at you LIVE!!!<br />
O.com: Live as fuck!<br />
Liz: LOL and unblowed<br />
TheKillaCal: I bet you bitches thought we were dead!!<br />
O.com: right!<br />
Jen: shoot the mufucking gift nigga<br />
TheKillaCal: But we ain't!!!<br />
Liz: lol<br />
Panama Jackson: and sexxy as shit<br />
Jen: lol<br />
TheKillaCal: and we got NOT ONE<br />
Liz: lol<br />
TheKillaCal: NOT TWO<br />
TheKillaCal: BUT THREE!!<br />
TheKillaCal: Guest stars!!!<br />
Jen: uno, dos, tres, bitches!<br />
O.com: it goes down!<br />
Liz: whoo hooooo<br />
TheKillaCal: The DIVA JEN!!<br />
Jen: yeah yeah!<br />
TheKillaCal: The BLACKEST MARTHA STEWART<br />
O.com: lol<br />
Liz: *thas me* *thas me*<br />
TheKillaCal: and THE PANAMA JACKSON!!<br />
Panama Jackson: I'm rich beeeyotch<br />
Jen: the blackest.....her half-native ass<br />
Liz: LOL<br />
O.com: time out... is your name really panama dogg?<br />
Panama Jackson: naw...<br />
Jen: lmao<br />
Liz: LMAO<br />
Liz: LOLOLOL<br />
O.com: or does it sound something close to that?<br />
Liz: hewll naw<br />
Liz: LOL<br />
Panama Jackson: actually, it sounds nothing close to it<br />
Panama Jackson: I use Panama so the government AKA starbucks doesnt find me<br />
Jen: Jackson G. Tickle Enterprises<br />
O.com: oh im with it lol<br />
Liz: oh jesus<br />
Jen: jump on the bandwagon now<br />
Liz: lol<br />
TheKillaCal: Wow....<br />
Panama Jackson: I got felonies man<br />
Liz: LOL<br />
O.com: lol gotdamn....<br />
TheKillaCal: Okay...so we actually got shit to talk about though ya'll<br />
Liz: nigga no u dont<br />
Jen: ready killa<br />
Liz: oh right!<br />
Liz: back on topic!<br />
Jen: *poking liz* pay attention<br />
Panama Jackson: lol<br />
TheKillaCal: 2 Topics on Deck!<br />
Liz: *i am!*<br />
Panama Jackson: I snuff nuns with guns!<br />
O.com: youre going to hell nigga... congratulations! lol<br />
TheKillaCal: Music 2004...the best and worst <br />
Liz: lolol<br />
Panama Jackson: been to hell...its warm there<br />
O.com: i heard<br />
TheKillaCal: and those subtle differences between what black folks do and what white folks do...<br />
Liz: second topic???<br />
Liz: o ok<br />
TheKillaCal: be patient sucka!<br />
TheKillaCal: I been doing this for years!!<br />
Jen: ooooh<br />
O.com: ooooh<br />
Liz: slow ass dialup nigga<br />
Jen: you gon let him get away with that?<br />
TheKillaCal: trying to run the show....<br />
Jen: lmao<br />
O.com: LOL<br />
TheKillaCal: I run this like Carl Lewis!<br />
TheKillaCal: and I sing better!!<br />
Panama Jackson: WAIT<br />
TheKillaCal: LOL...and on that note<br />
Liz: lolol<br />
Panama Jackson: nobody sings better than carl lewis<br />
Panama Jackson: in kneehighs and a garter<br />
O.com: LMAO!!!<br />
Jen: lol<br />
TheKillaCal: oh boy<br />
Liz: LOL<br />
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         <link>http://www.theins.org/exclusives/2004/12/the_lost_episode_2004_wrap_up.php</link>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 15:27:16 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>EP 7: We&apos;re Back Muthafuckas!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>KillaCal: *clears throat*<br />
KillaCal: COMING AT YOU LIIIIIIIIIVE AND DIRECT!<br />
O.com: L<br />
O.com: I<br />
O.com: V<br />
O.com: E<br />
O.com: LIVE BITCHES!<br />
KillaCal: It's your old pals The Killa Himself and O.com!<br />
O.com: lol thats right<br />
KillaCal: it's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you!<br />
O.com: been so looong...<br />
O.com: oh well... we're back now...<br />
KillaCal: We know you missed us!<br />
O.com: and if you didnt... well, FUCK YOU!<br />
KillaCal: Exactly!<br />
O.com: lol<br />
KillaCal: As usual we got some things to say....<br />
KillaCal: O tell the people what we are talking about<br />
O.com: now here this... today we will be discussing the following:<br />
O.com: the second season of the dave chappelle show...<br />
O.com: the NBA Playoffs...<br />
O.com: and we will also be giving an explaination behind the gap in shows.<br />
O.com: that is all.<br />
O.com: lol remember that shit nigga?<br />
KillaCal: the Hear this part??<br />
KillaCal: Nah...school me<br />
KillaCal: niggas know you can't spell<br />
O.com: damn... did i say here? lol oops<br />
O.com: i wasnt payin attention... i meant hear... fuck you cousin!<br />
KillaCal: Hahaha<br />
O.com: muthafucka<br />
KillaCal: anyway though where is it from?!?<br />
O.com: my old CC post dogg...<br />
KillaCal: Haaaaaaaa....that's right Prince De Jour!!<br />
KillaCal: for those in the dark O.com was the MAYOR of our lame ass Yahoo community<br />
O.com: LMAO! fuck that... it wasnt lame at the time lol<br />
KillaCal: and for those STILL in the dark Prince De Jour was the mayor of Rap City....pre-Tigga in the basement<br />
O.com: it is now tho lol...<br />
KillaCal: true, true<br />
KillaCal: anyway, on with the show shall we!<br />
O.com: indeed we shall!<br />
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         <link>http://www.theins.org/exclusives/2004/04/ep_7_were_back_muthafuckas.php</link>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 10:42:51 -0800</pubDate>
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