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         <title>Golden Girl...</title>
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  <strong>Fabu Jessica...Fabu</strong></p>

<p>While I've always thought she was a pretty girl, I must say, Jessica's stepped her game up in a major way with this gorgeous Oscar look. She seems to be making it to the top of every best dressed list with this lovely get-up. The tan was perfect, the dress was on point, the hair was classy and the jewelry was beautifully understated. </p>

<p><strong>A+! </strong></p>]]></description>
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         <category>Fashion Reviews</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 16:55:54 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Isn&apos;t Pregnancy Supposed to be Beautiful?</title>
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  <strong>Is it just me...</strong></p>

<p>...or does she look homeless? I thought women were supposed to glow while pregnant? I mean hell, all the women I've known with kids did at some point in time. There are plenty of great maternity outfits, so what the hell is she wearing? She looks like a hobo. But then again, it's not like she's had the best fashion sense pre-preggers either...<br />
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         <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:33:09 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Light That Ass on Fire</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>GALENA, Mo. (AP) - A woman who killed her ex-husband by dousing him with gasoline and setting him on fire has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.  </p>

<p>After watching a "Waiting to Exhale" marathon on Lifetime, Barbara Ann Banning, 60, poured fuel on her ex-husband while he was sitting in a recliner recovering from knee surgery.  She then lit a piece of newpaper on a stove,  threw it at him, and then bounced.  </p>

<p>Neighbors put out the flames, but Fred Bounous died hours later.  </p>

<p>"Yes I want him to die, and I hope he burns in HELL!" said Banning, who pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and first-degree arson.  </p>

<p>Public defender Brian Smith said Banning snapped after years of emotional and physical abuse.  Bounous' relatives have questioned the abuse claims.  "I mean, he once gave her the clap, but I never thought she'd try to burn him back."  </p>

<p>"No matter what the relationship was like in the past, there was no evidence the defendant was pushed into that situation." prosecutor Robert George said.  </p>

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<a href="http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20060121%2F1711917790.htm&sc=1110">Original Article Here</a></p>]]></description>
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         <category>General News</category>
         <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 17:36:33 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>A College Degree Does Not Award You Common Sense</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>A study has been published revealing something that alot of people have suspected for a long time ( unless you happen to be one of these muthafuckas in the study ). Alot of college graduates are fucking  stupid. Unfortunately, the main people who suspected this all along, are not college graduates and their boss is that dumb ass they've always known was a dumb fuck. But since they have no degree and arent in charge of shit; they have to endure the troubles of being managed by some one who cant even compare the cost of food per ounce. Living with the fact that the only reason that this jack ass is their boss or supervisor or what have you, is because they have that little piece of paper. .</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2006/01/a_college_degree_does_not_awar.php</link>
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         <category>General News</category>
         <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 13:08:09 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Osama wants to dead his beef, Oh really?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Al-Qaida leader, Osama Bin Laden has a new mixed tape that just hit the streets of Egypt. In his latest installment, of course he goes with the usual threats of bloodshed of the infidels yap yap yap. But this time, he dishes out a twist. A Truce! Say word? </p>

<p>Osama says that the road to peace would include the the United States apologizing to the victims of the wars theyve caused and promise never to interfere in other nations affairs. Ummm yea right. Way to try to look like youre taking the high road. We'd probably all want the US to stop fucking around in other countries. But it aint gonna happen, until somebody really really makes them. And clearly flying airplanes into buildings isnt enough to stop them. So Osama, youre gonna have to try harder than that. Or better yet, just save your self the time, because all of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001GOHS4/103-5428966-0676669?v=glance&n=5174">BadBoys 90's hits</a> are on G Dubs famed  "<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/12/bush.ipod/">iPod One</a>". ( i thought i told you that we dont stop... ) </p>

<p>Dispite the treats of further violence, the White House is clearly "Neva Scared". White House press secretary Scott McClellan said "The United States does not negotiate with terrorist, We put them out of business." Strong words, considering the fact that its been how long and Osama is still putting out tapes? There have been claims that this Al-Qaida leader was either killed or captured, but these niggas are still making threats, putting out tapes and still pulling off bullshit. McClellan also offered personal closing thoughts about the newest tape with the truce, "... and when you see Osama, tell him i said suck MY dick too!.... WHAT?!?" solidifying his gangster amongst the other White House officials im sure. </p>

<p>As for the the actual threats, US counter terrorist officials said there is no creditable evidence that an attack is pending. <a href="http://911digitalarchive.org/">But they've been wrong before.</a></p>

<p></p>

<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060120/ap_on_re_mi_ea/al_qaida_bin_laden">Orginal article can be found here....</a></p>]]></description>
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         <category>General News</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:28:33 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Large Black Man Runs By; Thousands of Whites Terrified</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>During an away game against the Chicago Bulls,  New York Knicks forward Antonio Davis enters the stands, as the thosands of white people in attendance with good seats clutched thier purses and screamed for security.</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2006/01/large_black_man_runs_by_thousa.php</link>
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         <category>Sports</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:49:03 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Gabby, Gabby, Gabby</title>
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  <strong>I guess we all have an off day...</strong><br />
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Now normally, I LOVE Ms. Union's fashion choices. She's got a great body & she generally wears her clothing, her clothing doesn't wear her. This little diddy however, leaves me wondering, what was was thinking? I can see the direction she was trying to go in but frankly, nothing fits with this outfit. The belt's ill-fitting, the pants are sagging, the boots look out of place & even the wife-beater's off. Seriously, is it another shade of black or is it brown? I know she can do better. Although she's a cute girl, she's looking rather dowdy here. Her hair's about the only thing redeeming her right now & even that's getting lost in the ab-drab of this outfit. Better luck next time Gabby, this one strike's out.<br />
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         <category>Fashion Reviews</category>
         <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:47:58 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>HipHop Coup De Gras</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Almost, but not yet at least. Its reported that the board of directors over at famed <a href="http://www.thesource.com/">HipHop Magazine, The Source</a>,  are trying to push Dave Mays and punk ass Benzino out the door, as all of HipHop begins to grin. But careful to not get our hopes up because the cunning, crafty and rather janky duo of mays and we will call him zino, Have put a temporary restraining order on the board members to prevent reciving that preverbal timberland to the ass. </p>

<p>The board members are claiming that mays and zino are basiclly running the company into the ground. Everybody knows about them getting evicted from their offices a few months ago. Employees are pissed, Readers are pissed, Publishers are pissed, Vendors are pissed, and investors are really fuckin' pissed. The magazine defaulted on an $18 Million dollar loan from a company called <a href="http://www.textronfinancial.com/">Textron Financial Partners</a>( anybody ever heard of these niggas? ). Of course Textron is pissed off about this and have filed a lawsuit against The Source, asking the courts to place the magazine into <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receivership">receivership.</a> (Bankruptcy Bitches!). The Magazine is also in dept $9 - $12 Million to various vendors. What a buncha fuck ups. We wont even mention what they owe to the hiphop community for a history of fuck ups, payola, saturating the magazine with benzino and hangmen ads that nobody wanted to see nor supported. Giving undeserved mics to muthafuckas, all kinda shit. We wont go there. </p>

<p>But i can tell you this, if mays and zino are ousted, i for one will be purchasing me a copy of the source, just because!</p>]]></description>
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         <category>Entertainment</category>
         <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:54:50 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Think Dummy! How Many Niggas Do YOU Know Named &quot;Rosesnbaum&quot;?!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>WASHINGTON - A suspect in the beating death of New York Times reporter David Rosenbaum turned himself in to police Thursday night after TV stations broadcast surveillance images showing his face using Mr. Roenbaum's credit card.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 20:03:59 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Burn, baby, Burn!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>HAMPTON, Virginia  -- A newlywed couple's best man was sentenced to nine years in prison for torching the groom's house during the honeymoon.</p>

<p>Joseph T. Overton pleaded guilty in October to arson and manufacture of explosive devices. He was sentenced Wednesday and ordered to repay insurance companies that paid claims on the fire. The home is being rebuilt.</p>

<p>Overton was the best man at the wedding of Anthony and Shannon Williams two days before the explosions last April.</p>

<p>Williams said he and Overton had argued a year before the fire, after he told Overton's wife that Overton had been cheating on her. After a thorough ass whoopin’, the men supposedly patched things up and Overton toasted the couple at their wedding.  When asked for comment, Overton responded “I’d do it again, too!!  You don’t snitch on your man!  And if he got something else to say, I’ll PISS on his cat!”  </p>

<p>Anthony Williams said he was satisfied with the punishment. "He feels sorry for this, I know he does… I mean, if you got caught in everything you did, you’d be sorry too, right?  Plus, it’s better than any gift his broke ass could have gotten me… I get a brand new house." he said.</p>

<p>Circuit Court Judge Von Piersall could have sentenced Overton to life in prison. Instead, he opted for 9 years and 500 written pages of “cheaters never win.”</p>

<p>Original Article: http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/12/wedding.arson.ap/index.html</p>]]></description>
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         <category>Guess The Race</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:17:31 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Next Time, Just Kick Him In The Nuts</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>ASHBURN, Va. -- Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor was fined $17,000 Monday by the NFL for spitting in the face of Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Michael Pittman in response to being called an "African Booty Scratcher."</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2006/01/next_time_just_kick_him_in_the.php</link>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:49:44 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Jack Abramhoff Rats Out His Boys</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Jack Abramoff, the once-powerful lobbyist at the center of a wide-ranging public corruption investigation, pleaded guilty yesterday to fraud, tax evasion, not giving a fuck about the law, and conspiracy to bribe public officials in a deal that requires him to rat out all the members of congress he paid off, especially Tom DeLay.</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2006/01/jack_abramhoff_rats_out_his_bo.php</link>
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         <category>Politics</category>
         <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:13:47 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Minor Tragedy</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>In West Virginia, a mine blew the hell up and people were inside. So now everybody is thinking this is going to be a bad year. Then there was news that 12 of the 13 minors survived. Three hours later, they were told that opps, I meant 12 of the 13 families were dead. Well lets talk about the real tragedy. Perhaps you heard of a little something called the BCS. Well the 2005-2006 college football season was topped off by a great game between USC and Texas. In fact, every game over the last week has been a nail bitter. And these miners missed every great game. That sucks. These games need to be played earlier so that miners can watch the game during their x-mas break. In fact, not only would playing the games earlier be a benefit to miners, but to all workers across America. So sorry miners that blown mine caused you to miss some great football; games that would blow your mind.</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2006/01/minor_tragedy.php</link>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 00:02:23 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Aw HELL TO THE NAW!!!!!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/6366/sharwtf22nb.jpg" ALIGN= "center"><br />
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  <strong>I vowed to be nicer this year but...</strong><br />
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Then I saw this shit! Though I wish I'd photoshopped this one personally, I didn't. Props to whoever did though! All I want to know is... has Shar-shar ever heard of <b>LOTION???</b> I mean damn! Her back & elbows look like she's been laying down in flour all day. Better yet, she looks like someone dragged her ass across sand! Can you say<b> DRY AS HELL?? </b>Not to mention, is that a birthmark or some odd fungus growing on her lower back? And is it me, or is her back shaped like a square? No definition, just a big ass square back that leads into a square, flat ass. It's like she's got an Extend-a-back. Just one long, continuous piece of skin that goes right down to the top of her thighs. What in the hell happened to her booty?? I'm really confused as to why she thought this look was remotely cute. Then she had the audacity to put on the K-mart red velvet hat. Why Shar? <b>WHY??</b> This is proof positive that she doesn't have a stylist... or friends for that matter. </p>

<p><strong>Word to the wise Shar... friends don't let friends walk around looking triflin'</strong></p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/theopinions/2006/01/aw_hell_to_the_naw.php</link>
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         <category>Fashion Reviews</category>
         <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:36:45 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Kerry Looks So Very...</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2005/washington.kerry.120905.jpg" ALIGN= "left"><br />
  <strong>Fabulous!</strong><br />
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Not many people know her by name but if she keeps dressing like this, many more will. Kerry Washington's looking great in this little getup. From the bright, robust colors to the beautiful cut of the dress, right down to the hot gold heels...this look is right on the money! </p>

<p>Thank God for people with fashion sense...</p>]]></description>
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         <category>Fashion Reviews</category>
         <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:19:48 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Eva &quot;Caliente&quot; Mendes</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2005/mendes.eva.120205.jpg" ALIGN= "left"><br />
  <strong>Muy Bonita... </strong><br />
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  Eva's looking fabulous!  We know she always makes great fashion choices (unlike many of her counterparts) & here's yet another. <br />
  This simple, hugging dress is perfect for her. Giving her enough sexy to do her thing while being soft & subtle just the same. The hair & accesories are fabu too. Do the damn thing mamacita! <br />
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         <category>Fashion Reviews</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:07:41 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>CripWalking</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>All politics aside, including my personal thoughts on capital punishment which will remain unsaid to keep this article posting objective - I will simply post this resourceful informative website about stan tookie williams who is scheduled to be excecuted by lethal injection by the state of california on december 13, 2005.<br />
<a href="http://savetookie.org/index.html"><br />
savetookie.org</a></p>

<p><embed src="http://www.savetookie.org/flash/but_countdown.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="178" height="45"></embed></p>]]></description>
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         <category>Politics</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:36:58 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>80 Cents a Day Eh???</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>You know what really grinds my gears?  (Please don't sue me Seth McFarlane!)</p>

<p>You know those commercials with fat ass Sally Struthers begging you to give 80 cents a day to little Ummbaboo or little *click click snap* or little Estaban so that they won't have flies and shit crawling around on their eyeballs?  You know the ones that come on late at night while you are waiting on the Girls Gone Wild commercial to come on and you're looking for your lotion?</p>

<p>They've been doing those joints for like 20 years or so now right?  So why the fuck haven't they updated any of those stories?  Like at this point shouldn't they have had AT LEAST ONE success story to report back?  Like, "You muthafuckas don't believe your 80 cents a day make a difference?  Well look at Mufasa here!  Twenty years ago he was starving and about to die, and now look at him, he's a medical doctor!"  Or even moderate success like, "Look at Jarwahalal here!  20 years ago he was suffering from kwashiokor, now look, he's a NYC cab driver!"</p>

<p>No, we get nothing of the sort, as a matter of fact I think they show the same suffering kids from like 15 years ago on those commercials!!  You know what your 80 cents a day is going to?  The Sally Struthers Donut Fund, now that looks like a cause that's been working!!!</p>

<p>So I propose this, instead of giving your 80 cents to her, send it to me.  E-mail me at calvin@[no-spam]killacal.net and I'll give you instructions!  In addition I'll send you a picture of me eating out at Cheesecake Factory and other restuarants to prove that your money isn't going to waste!!</p>]]></description>
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         <category>Editorials</category>
         <pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2005 23:51:53 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Screw You Guys, Were Going Home!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Today, two of Americas allies in the fight for oil. I mean, well. Fuck it what ever reason they are over there fighting. I dont think anybody really knows anymore. Neither does Bulgaria and Ukraine, so they decided to withdraw their record breaking 1,250 troops from Iraq. Oh whatever shall we do? Bulgaria and Ukraine brought their troops who specialized in being hairy speaking poor english and civil war. </p>

<p>The two countries respective troops should be gone by mid december. They would have left last month but they are driving out of Iraq for the most part and gas is even high in iraq, so they had to save a little and pillage a little to get up enough funds to put gas in their hummers and 3 planes, to roll out. </p>

<p>If Australia, Britain, Italy, Japan, Poland and South Korea reduce or recall their personnel, more than half of the non-American forces in Iraq could be gone by next summer. Talk about a bunch of muthafuckas that have a hard time communicating with one another. </p>

<p>It should be noted however, that in March of 2003, the US strolled into Iraq with about 250,000 muthafuckas. All the other countries involved, all together contributed 50,000 troops. Now there are about 160,000 US troops in the region and 24,000 troops from 27 other countries. It should also be noted that the other 24,000 troops or personal rather, are non-combative. <br />
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         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2005/12/screw_you_guys_were_going_home.php</link>
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         <category>General News</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 23:32:46 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>EP 9: TOONS!</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>The Killa: Coming at you LIVE....or whenever your weak ass reads this!<br />
O.com: hell yea!<br />
The Killa: That was harsh...LOL<br />
O.com: it was tho lol<br />
O.com: lmao<br />
The Killa: but eff it....<br />
O.com: gotdamn lol<br />
The Killa: OH WE BACK AGAIN<br />
O.com: the most inconsistant niggas ever!<br />
The Killa: LMAO....right, don't count on us for shit!<br />
O.com: please dont... we WILL let you down<br />
The Killa: but not with this episode<br />
O.com: RIGHT!<br />
The Killa: Today we are gonna talk about cartoons<br />
The Killa: because they are big shit right now<br />
O.com: they are....<br />
O.com: at least to the niggas in our social circle... you other muthafuckas dont matter... <br />
The Killa: we are going to cover past, present, and future<br />
The Killa: past with Tom and Jerry, particularly Tom's serial killer ass<br />
O.com: YES!<br />
The Killa: present with Family Guy and everyone's favorite perv Glenn Quagmire...and real life people like him<br />
O.com: GIGGITY GIGGITY!<br />
The Killa: and future with everyone's new favorite cartoon (well at least the insensitive among us).....the Boondocks<br />
O.com: lol thats my new shit lol<br />
O.com: it makes sundays all that much better with football season...<br />
The Killa: Hell yeah!<br />
O.com: good gutty way to end the night...<br />
The Killa: especially with ATHF coming back....but I'm the only nigga into that....<br />
O.com: time out? it is?<br />
O.com: nigga you know thats my new shit too right?<br />
The Killa: yeah...new episode Sunday<br />
O.com: its a celerbration bitches!<br />
The Killa: LMAO.....another convert!!!...well we'll talk about that at the end along with your closing rant<br />
O.com: right on</p>]]></description>
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         <category>Shooting The Gift</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 23:27:36 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>George Bush Wants All Your Chickens</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Researchers in Arkansas, of all places, have found a way to convert chicken fat to fuel. Thats right, chicken fat into gas. In an effort to decrease the countries dependency on foreign fuels, the number of chicken hatched and produced in this country will increase70% and they will all be feed mcdonalds and that greasy nasty ass sandwich from burger king.</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2005/11/george_bush_wants_all_your_chi.php</link>
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         <category>General News</category>
         <pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:00:12 -0800</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<p><img src= "http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2005/hilton.paris.111805.jpg" align= "left"><br />
Is it just me, or is this broad just ugly as hell??<br />
 I swear she looks like a bird and with the pale-as-candlewax skin and this less-than-stellar get up she's rockin' (what's with her wearing granny's old rat-fur shawl?) she looks more like a "Feed the Tacky" ad than a hotel heiress. </p>

<p>Are those scabs on her legs??</p>]]></description>
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         <category>Fashion Reviews</category>
         <pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:35:56 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Jessica Simpleton</title>
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I've generally never had a problem with the fashion choices of Madame Jessica. <br><br />
But when she decided to use last year's Xmas wrapping paper as the inspiration for this mess, I'm forced to ask... what is she thinking?? <br><br />
Funny thing is, <a href="http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Archive2/0,1912,1592,00.html"><b>Fashion Police</b> </a>didn't see the problem with it...<br />
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         <category>Fashion Reviews</category>
         <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:33:00 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>2005 Darryl Strawberry &quot;Pookie&quot; Award Goes To Michael Irvin</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>DALLAS (AP) -- Former Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin was named the 2005 recipient of the  prestigious Darryl Strawberry "Pookie" Award for Crackhead Achievement. The annoncement was made after Irvin was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia. Plano police officers searched his vehicle during a traffic stop and found a crack pipe.</p>

<p>Irvin, an ESPN analyst and semifinalist for the Pro Football Hall of Fame, told The Associated Press late Sunday that the pipe found in his car belonged to a friend of 17 years who borrowed his car to hang out with Bobby Brown for the night. Irvin refused to name his friend because he "Ain't no damn snitch."</p>

<p>Irvin said he put the pipe in his car because he didn't want it in his house where his wife might smoke up all of his stash. He said he planned to drive somewhere the next day, like a grocery trash bin, then stand behind it and get high one last time before throwing it away for good.</p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/thenews/2005/11/2005_darryl_strawberry_pookie.php</link>
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         <category>Sports</category>
         <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:27:23 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>50 Cent: Gangster</title>
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<p>Gangster? ...Who me? Never!</p>

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Actually, one could say im some what of a 50 fan, i dont hate the nigga or no shit. And ill bump some of his shit. But i couldnt help my self on this picture. I just had to. Its like gotdammit man. This shit aint even artistic! Its just fucking Gay. And thats it. How is this OK at all? (unless youre gay) This is almost as bad as Games butteryfly tatto. Almost. </p>]]></description>
         <link>http://www.theins.org/exclusives/2005/11/50_cent_gangster.php</link>
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         <category>INS Captions</category>
         <pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 01:52:06 -0800</pubDate>
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