All the threats that Syl and OJ are going to hell in a handbasket just might come true this week here in PornO-Valley. As Sam has eloquently stated 'Mother Nature doesn't care if you are poor or rich...When it's time to go down, you go down."

Earlier today, more than 450 people had been evacuated from Agoura Hills, Northeast Oak Park, Bell Canyon, Lake Canyon, Old Agoura, Box Canyon and Woolsey Canyon Road into several shelters, according to the American Red Cross, which are all bourgie names for porno professionals & out of work actors. To sum it all up, shit is burning the fuck up.

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