George Bush knows what he is doing after all ( not really ). Due to high ass gas prices, the nations murder rate is at a 40 year low. The rates on violent crimes are reported to be at a 30 year low, according to the FBI.

Analyst report the following reasons as to why this has occurred.

1. Alot of murders are committed where the murderer, has to get in their car to go kill the muthafucka they are looking for. With gas being so gotdamn high. Gas prices will make a muthafucka think past their rage therefore rethinking homicide.

2. The nation is collectively upset at "who ever fault it is" that gas is so gotdamn high. Shifting their thoughts away from killing the person they have some sort of beef with, to the persons fault it is that gas is so fucking high.

3. Gas is so high, that people have to work overtime just to pay for gas and dont have time to kill muthafuckas no more.

4. Killing the gas station clerk because gas is so high, wont solve anything. It should also be noted that Gas station clerk beatings are up 80%. Not because gas prices are so high, but because the Gas station clerk having an attitude or being stank just doesnt fly any more when youre paying more for a gallon of gas than you do for a gallon of milk

5. We still really really wanna get the guy who has gas prices as high as they are right now. Like really.

Other reasons that the nations murder rates are down include reasons stating that all the people who be killing muthafuckas are locked up or dead themselves. And the crack game just aint what it used to be.

It should also be noted that serial killers are committing their murders on the way to and from work now. The days of driving around looking for victims have gotten pricey. Also, child molesters are no longer rolling those big ass vans anymore. Child molesters are generally poor fucks, and putting all that gotdamn gas in that big ass van doesnt leave much room for much else on an already tight budget.

Actually, dont get too happy. Their were only 391 fewer murders in 2004 than the year before. After you crunch a whole bunch of numbers it only adds up to about a 3% drop. Which is fantastic. But social change, this is not.

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