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:: Osama wants to dead his beef, Oh really?
 
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by O.com

Al-Qaida leader, Osama Bin Laden has a new mixed tape that just hit the streets of Egypt. In his latest installment, of course he goes with the usual threats of bloodshed of the infidels yap yap yap. But this time, he dishes out a twist. A Truce! Say word?

Osama says that the road to peace would include the the United States apologizing to the victims of the wars theyve caused and promise never to interfere in other nations affairs. Ummm yea right. Way to try to look like youre taking the high road. We'd probably all want the US to stop fucking around in other countries. But it aint gonna happen, until somebody really really makes them. And clearly flying airplanes into buildings isnt enough to stop them. So Osama, youre gonna have to try harder than that. Or better yet, just save your self the time, because all of BadBoys 90's hits are on G Dubs famed "iPod One". ( i thought i told you that we dont stop... )

Dispite the treats of further violence, the White House is clearly "Neva Scared". White House press secretary Scott McClellan said "The United States does not negotiate with terrorist, We put them out of business." Strong words, considering the fact that its been how long and Osama is still putting out tapes? There have been claims that this Al-Qaida leader was either killed or captured, but these niggas are still making threats, putting out tapes and still pulling off bullshit. McClellan also offered personal closing thoughts about the newest tape with the truce, "... and when you see Osama, tell him i said suck MY dick too!.... WHAT?!?" solidifying his gangster amongst the other White House officials im sure.

As for the the actual threats, US counter terrorist officials said there is no creditable evidence that an attack is pending. But they've been wrong before.

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