GALENA, Mo. (AP) - A woman who killed her ex-husband by dousing him with gasoline and setting him on fire has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.

After watching a "Waiting to Exhale" marathon on Lifetime, Barbara Ann Banning, 60, poured fuel on her ex-husband while he was sitting in a recliner recovering from knee surgery. She then lit a piece of newpaper on a stove, threw it at him, and then bounced.

Neighbors put out the flames, but Fred Bounous died hours later.

"Yes I want him to die, and I hope he burns in HELL!" said Banning, who pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and first-degree arson.

Public defender Brian Smith said Banning snapped after years of emotional and physical abuse. Bounous' relatives have questioned the abuse claims. "I mean, he once gave her the clap, but I never thought she'd try to burn him back."

"No matter what the relationship was like in the past, there was no evidence the defendant was pushed into that situation." prosecutor Robert George said.

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A study has been published revealing something that alot of people have suspected for a long time ( unless you happen to be one of these muthafuckas in the study ). Alot of college graduates are fucking stupid. Unfortunately, the main people who suspected this all along, are not college graduates and their boss is that dumb ass they've always known was a dumb fuck. But since they have no degree and arent in charge of shit; they have to endure the troubles of being managed by some one who cant even compare the cost of food per ounce. Living with the fact that the only reason that this jack ass is their boss or supervisor or what have you, is because they have that little piece of paper. .

Al-Qaida leader, Osama Bin Laden has a new mixed tape that just hit the streets of Egypt. In his latest installment, of course he goes with the usual threats of bloodshed of the infidels yap yap yap. But this time, he dishes out a twist. A Truce! Say word?

Osama says that the road to peace would include the the United States apologizing to the victims of the wars theyve caused and promise never to interfere in other nations affairs. Ummm yea right. Way to try to look like youre taking the high road. We'd probably all want the US to stop fucking around in other countries. But it aint gonna happen, until somebody really really makes them. And clearly flying airplanes into buildings isnt enough to stop them. So Osama, youre gonna have to try harder than that. Or better yet, just save your self the time, because all of BadBoys 90's hits are on G Dubs famed "iPod One". ( i thought i told you that we dont stop... )

Dispite the treats of further violence, the White House is clearly "Neva Scared". White House press secretary Scott McClellan said "The United States does not negotiate with terrorist, We put them out of business." Strong words, considering the fact that its been how long and Osama is still putting out tapes? There have been claims that this Al-Qaida leader was either killed or captured, but these niggas are still making threats, putting out tapes and still pulling off bullshit. McClellan also offered personal closing thoughts about the newest tape with the truce, "... and when you see Osama, tell him i said suck MY dick too!.... WHAT?!?" solidifying his gangster amongst the other White House officials im sure.

As for the the actual threats, US counter terrorist officials said there is no creditable evidence that an attack is pending. But they've been wrong before.

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WASHINGTON - A suspect in the beating death of New York Times reporter David Rosenbaum turned himself in to police Thursday night after TV stations broadcast surveillance images showing his face using Mr. Roenbaum's credit card.

In West Virginia, a mine blew the hell up and people were inside. So now everybody is thinking this is going to be a bad year. Then there was news that 12 of the 13 minors survived. Three hours later, they were told that opps, I meant 12 of the 13 families were dead. Well lets talk about the real tragedy. Perhaps you heard of a little something called the BCS. Well the 2005-2006 college football season was topped off by a great game between USC and Texas. In fact, every game over the last week has been a nail bitter. And these miners missed every great game. That sucks. These games need to be played earlier so that miners can watch the game during their x-mas break. In fact, not only would playing the games earlier be a benefit to miners, but to all workers across America. So sorry miners that blown mine caused you to miss some great football; games that would blow your mind.

Today, two of Americas allies in the fight for oil. I mean, well. Fuck it what ever reason they are over there fighting. I dont think anybody really knows anymore. Neither does Bulgaria and Ukraine, so they decided to withdraw their record breaking 1,250 troops from Iraq. Oh whatever shall we do? Bulgaria and Ukraine brought their troops who specialized in being hairy speaking poor english and civil war.

The two countries respective troops should be gone by mid december. They would have left last month but they are driving out of Iraq for the most part and gas is even high in iraq, so they had to save a little and pillage a little to get up enough funds to put gas in their hummers and 3 planes, to roll out.

If Australia, Britain, Italy, Japan, Poland and South Korea reduce or recall their personnel, more than half of the non-American forces in Iraq could be gone by next summer. Talk about a bunch of muthafuckas that have a hard time communicating with one another.

It should be noted however, that in March of 2003, the US strolled into Iraq with about 250,000 muthafuckas. All the other countries involved, all together contributed 50,000 troops. Now there are about 160,000 US troops in the region and 24,000 troops from 27 other countries. It should also be noted that the other 24,000 troops or personal rather, are non-combative.

Researchers in Arkansas, of all places, have found a way to convert chicken fat to fuel. Thats right, chicken fat into gas. In an effort to decrease the countries dependency on foreign fuels, the number of chicken hatched and produced in this country will increase70% and they will all be feed mcdonalds and that greasy nasty ass sandwich from burger king.

In news that should be filed under, "Youre not gonna believe this shit..." and/or "Are you fucking serious?" The Smoking Gun reports that there is a Los Angeles couple that hopes to sell to the public a new wine, named "Jesus Juice". Thats right, read it again if you have to.

Not only is the shit called Jesus Juice, but the logo featured some one who looks like... fuck it, its mike. Its Micheal muthafuckin Jackson, in the crucifixion pose, sans the cross. He is dressed in the crusifiction uniform, plus his signature fedora, shinny gloves, saggy socks and loafers that he made famous in the 80's and 90's. The figure has the MJ Hair and everything. Micheal Jackson is visually recognized acrossed the world, dammit, its mike.

This whole thing is the idea of actress Dawn Westlake ( who ever the fuck that is ) and long time cbs producer Bruce Rheins ( who might soon be unemployed ). To make shit even worse, Rheins was the guy who was the head of the coverage of the MJ molestation case.
Apparently though, the duo filed for a trademark way back in 2004 when the news first broke, roughly about two weeks after. But it was days after it was revealed that Mike was supposedly liquoring up lil boys with what he called "Jesus Juice", that the couple filed for the trademark for "Jesus Juice". Some might find it strange that, with all that media coverage, Mikes actual religion of preference never came up. Feel free to insert priest joke here.

Talk about a good joke going way too far. Expect to see these two featured in the INS Hero’s of Insensitivity wall of fame.

Also, we have learned, the vatican has pre-ordered 1 million cases of Jesus Juice to be distributed through out catholic churches and ministries world wide. Thats right, Jesus Juice will be featured at a catholic church near you, as soon as the trademark people get off their asses. Then we can all drink like we are a kid again, at neverland ranch, with our favorite pop star as host.
The vatican insisted ( with out me asking ) that the wine would be used for sacraments only, but i tend to believe otherwise. So i asked my source from the vatican, that if he thought ordering "Jesus Juice" for their ministries would be a bad idea, given the fact that the catholic church also has a not so holy reputation as far as child molestation goes. My source was quick to inform me that the vatican was purchasing the new wine because they were told by the makers of Jesus Juice that the wine would not get children inbriated at all and was safe for children to drink. Despite the fact that its fermented fruit and will get any one drunk if they drank enough of it. Clearly they know something we all dont know. However, these are the same people who claim that sex with a condom will not stop one from getting the AIDS virus. Not because condoms are not 100% fail proof. But because "The spermatozoon can easily pass through the 'net' that is formed by the condom". Thats right, the "NET". Im not making this shit up, you can google it if you want to. ( Im way too lazy to do it for you )

Our sources at the vatican also claim that they are only buying the Jesus Juice in hopes that their priest can spread some good, and restore the name "Jesus Juice" to its once promenade stature in the eyes of the world. As if it was drank before at some point in time, and then regarded as the holiest of beverages. When I then asked if the Jesus Juice would be used to spread which ever good that our source spoke of. Our source at the vatican said "Sure, I dont see why not." Shortly thereafter he realized he had just walked in to a joke and I was thrown out of the office.

This picture is a REAL picture, and has not been photoshoped by any one at The INS.

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Merck, Bristol to License Drugs Free for Use in Poor Countries

A paper due for publication this week in the journal Nature found that a combination of three drugs applied topically in monkeys prevented infection with a virus similar to the human immunodeficiency virus, which causes AIDS. The results are among the most promising to date in tests of this approach and point toward a prevention strategy that could save many lives.

The deals put the group in a position to pick and choose from a promising menu of drugs. Scientists at the partnership hope to create a safe but powerful combination product that a woman could apply as long as several hours before sex, with or without the knowledge of her partner.

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Al Cracka ( the name given to crazy ass white kids by comedian Chris Rock, then adopted by the rest of Black America ) has once again surfaced. This time reigning terror on an Orange County community. A little white boy by the name of William Freund, 19, who had apparently been crazy all his gotdamn life and had a pre-existing condition of Crazy Cracka Syndrome ( CCS ) decided, on a calm and quiet day, that he was going to take it upon his self, to put on some type of paintball mask, and a muthafuckin cape. Arm himself with a 12 gauge shoot gun, and go kill him a muthafucka or two. You know the line, his "enemies" the people who have been "picking on him" "making fun of him" which really translates to, Any-muthafuckin-body in CCS talk.

Now this is where the real story is. In the weeks before young William decided to kill him some people he reached out for help on the Internet. Thats right. Could have been that weird dude on your favorite message board that nobody really gets or understands and wish they would just go away.

He wrote more than two dozen online "this muthafucka is fuckin crazy" messages in October, asking for a "real life" friend and saying he was contemplating suicide. He also threatened to start "a Terror Campaign to hurt those that have hurt me." Sound familar yet?

In a shocking report published just the other day. It is now being reported that Exxon Mobil, The world's largest publicly traded oil company, has experienced a 75% profit surge. Thats right, gas companies profits have damn near doubled. Last quarters earnings were at $.5.68 Billion, this quarters earnings $9.92 Billion. Yes, billion. While the country was SUPPOSE to be going through some kind of "crises," suffering at the gas pumps. These muthafuckas damn near doubled their profit. And appear to be laughing about it.

Apparently their justification for the gas hike was this: hurricanes have cut down the production of barrels of oil per day by 50,000 barrels, down a punk ass 5% year-over-year. Costing the company $45 Million dollars. They claim that production has slipped to 2.45 million barrels from 2.51 million barrels ( who counts all this shit? ). So some how this equates to gas being double what it used to be. Something smells fishy here.

Mean while, these bastards have damn near doubled their profits. While we think twice before jumping in the car and going some where, or even getting in the car to go kill a muthafucka.

This is an injustice. Somebody needs to get they ass whooped with ruthless aggression for this. I dont really care who it is. As long as gas prices go down immediately afterwards.

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Apparantly the J.Paul Getty museum right here in Cali is under investigation, getting sued by both Greece and Italy and has been proposed to have aquired thier masterpieces on display by LOOTING.

That's right, they got thier shit the old fashioned way, which is probably why they never charged to enter thier facility...*snicker*

To sum up the drama going on up in the hills:
- Italian authorities identified looted material in the Getty collection.

-The Los Angeles Times obtained records from the Getty museum, and found officials may have known as early as 1985 that their suppliers were selling looted objects.

-The Italian government is seeking the return of 42 of the objects

-the museum have identified 82 illegally purchased artworks. More than half of those are considered masterpieces.

-The former head of shit there is under investigation by the FBI for a totally separate and independent claim of fraudulent spending and some other money laundering issues.

A 5-foot marble statue of Apollo is among the masterpieces illegally purchased.

Wow.

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Civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks has passed away and is now riding the bus to heaven, and this time she gets to sit in the front seat. She was 92. Gotdamn....

Shirley Kaigler, Parks' lawyer, said she died while taking a nap early on Monday evening surrounded by a small group of friends and family members.

"She just fell asleep and didn't wake up," Kaigler said. Seeing as how she was battling dementia, maybe she just forgot to wake up.

The cause of death was not immediately known, but we know one thing for sure, the bus driver didn't do it.

Kaigler said Parks was at home in an apartment complex overlooking the Detroit River and the border with Ontario, Canada, when she died.

In case you've been living under a rock or are just dumb as hell, here's a small history lesson: Parks' refusal to give up her bus seat to a white man in Montgomery, Ala., in 1955 landed her in jail and sparked a bus boycott that is considered the start of the modern civil rights movement. She will forever be known as the strong and defiant lady who said "Fuck ya'll, my feet hurt". Dr. Scholls doesn't care about black people.

Rosa Parks was born Rosa Louise McCauley in 1913 in Tuskegee, Alabama. She was taught by her mother, who was a school teacher, and then attended segregated schools. Parks went to the all-black Alabama State College.

In 1932, she married Raymond Parks and they both worked for their local chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP). Parks became the local NAACP secretary in the 1943 and advisor of the NAACP Youth Council in 1949.

On December 1, 1955, Parks was riding home from work on the bus. The bus driver told her to give her seat to some white dude and she said HELLNAW, as any sane black woman would. She was arrested, found guilty of disorderly conduct, and fined $14. It was the clank-clank heard around the world. Dr Martin Luther King heard of this bullshit and started a "EFF WHITEY" rally in protest. In 1957, Parks lost her job got the fuck outta dodge because the Krazy Kracka Klan was making threats.

In 1965, Parks joined the staff of Congressman John Conyers and worked for him until 1988. In 1980, she received the Martin Luther King, Jr. Nonviolent Peace Prize. In 1999 she was awarded the Congressional Gold Medal of Honor. And right now, in 2005, Andre 3000 is relieved as hell that he doesn't have to give up any money, but he's sorry Miss Jackson.

Rest in peace, Rosa.

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George Bush knows what he is doing after all ( not really ). Due to high ass gas prices, the nations murder rate is at a 40 year low. The rates on violent crimes are reported to be at a 30 year low, according to the FBI.

Analyst report the following reasons as to why this has occurred.

1. Alot of murders are committed where the murderer, has to get in their car to go kill the muthafucka they are looking for. With gas being so gotdamn high. Gas prices will make a muthafucka think past their rage therefore rethinking homicide.

2. The nation is collectively upset at "who ever fault it is" that gas is so gotdamn high. Shifting their thoughts away from killing the person they have some sort of beef with, to the persons fault it is that gas is so fucking high.

3. Gas is so high, that people have to work overtime just to pay for gas and dont have time to kill muthafuckas no more.

4. Killing the gas station clerk because gas is so high, wont solve anything. It should also be noted that Gas station clerk beatings are up 80%. Not because gas prices are so high, but because the Gas station clerk having an attitude or being stank just doesnt fly any more when youre paying more for a gallon of gas than you do for a gallon of milk

5. We still really really wanna get the guy who has gas prices as high as they are right now. Like really.

Other reasons that the nations murder rates are down include reasons stating that all the people who be killing muthafuckas are locked up or dead themselves. And the crack game just aint what it used to be.

It should also be noted that serial killers are committing their murders on the way to and from work now. The days of driving around looking for victims have gotten pricey. Also, child molesters are no longer rolling those big ass vans anymore. Child molesters are generally poor fucks, and putting all that gotdamn gas in that big ass van doesnt leave much room for much else on an already tight budget.

Actually, dont get too happy. Their were only 391 fewer murders in 2004 than the year before. After you crunch a whole bunch of numbers it only adds up to about a 3% drop. Which is fantastic. But social change, this is not.

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Sometime soon, but really, who fucking knows when. Saddam Hussien and 7 senior members of his 23 year kick in the ass, will face trails for crimes committed against Shiite ( that word looks like it reads 'Shitty' doesnt it? ) town of Dujail as it is common knowledge that Saddam and his peoples ordered the 1982 killings of nearly 150 people after an attempt was made on Saddams life.

As the world has question marks swrilling over their collective heads, wondering something along the lines of "This is Iraq, they aint shot this muthafucka already??"