God has definitely had Lil Jon's 'Crunk Juice' in constant rotation, a 7.6 magnitude earthquake, the worst in the disputed northern region of Kashmir in 100 years--and putting all of the Pimp My Ride subwoofers to pure SHAME, left tens of thousands homeless in Pakistan and India amid collapsed buildings and aftershocks. Rescue workers are struggling to get to the mountainous region because roads are damaged and smashed like a clove of garlic. BAM! Reportedly, the wait time to enter Hell is longer than a line at the DMV, only with less non-English speaking muthafuckas.

Either they didnt know, or just didnt give a flying ass fuck, as they proceeded to get all in The Saints collective asses individually. They even gave it to the coaching staff. The score at half time was fuckin 35 to 3. Yet and still Brett Farve still brought his old ass out on the field in the 3rd Quarter to finish what he started and the packers up up 17 more points to yeild a final score of 52 - 3. Annalist say that he wanted a old fashion Mississippi birthday party, Nigga Bashing! "There aint nothin them Mississippi boys like more than beer and coon bashin" he offered.

Mean while, overall moral is low amongst Katrina Victims. With Brett Favre and the Packers offering up that absolute thrashing of their team, it has killed their spirits. Some say it was hard to watch, it reminded them alot of them watching flood waters come and invade their homes, washing away their lives. They were reminded of how helpless if felt to just stand by as they could do nothing but stand by and watch. Quarter after quarter as the packers proceeded to be dicks and run up the score.

49 points is hard to lose by, but its also hard to imagine youre life being swept away by flood waters all of a sudden one day. But clearly The Packers do not care, as they ran up the score ruthlessly, while their fans (mostly a white crowd) cheered with glee. The Saints have been beat this season before, but all the teams kept it respectable, keeping in mind all the fans that only have The Saints to hold to watch, disappointed at a lose, but The Saints always give it a good try till the end, Giving them hope and support every Sunday. But they had to go with out hope on this Sunday. After watching your team lose by 49, hope is a distant dream. Something that The Packers were aware of, but shoved their collective boots up the Saints ass with ruthless aggressiveness. Telling all of America how they really feel about Black people.

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LOS ANGELES – The video game industry took a hit Friday after the Governator signed a bill banning the sale of violent games to anyone under 18 years of age.

California AB 1179 covers video game content that features "serious injury to human beings." Studies have consistently found that minors who play such games are likely to become desensitized to violence, less empathetic toward others and more aggressive.

Under the terms of the new law, which mirrors similar legislation in several other states including Illinois and Michigan, retailers could be fined as much as $1,000 for each violation. Video game manufacturers would be required to label their games "adults only," although stores would not be fined for failure the manufacturers failure to label videos as being inappropriate for children.

I know that the video game industry is completely PO'd at this because I would guess 80 cents on every dollar of spent advertisement is targeted at the under 18 year old age group.

Now Arnie's video games can sit next to Jenna Jameson videos in the 'Adults ONLY" section of the store. Gotta love the republicans for surreal legistlature. I wonder if Arnie's residual checks will put a dent into one of his hummers??

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How did he manage to spend all of this money? Well let's start with the 8 Big Screen TV's he purchased one day for some of his closest friends (who apparently couldn't/wouldn't talk him out of his suicide....great friends they are!). Of course, he also purchased several cars and bought a "party pad" with the explicit purpose of consuming drugs and alcohol in ridiculous amounts (allegedly).

"He didn't have the right people around him at the time, people who could have guided him," recalled his cousin. "A lot of people asked a lot of him." To which I respond...."YOU THINK???"

The lottery win was once thought to "turn his life around" after a past filled with various and sundry crimnal charges ranging from assault causing bodily harm to breaking and entering. However old habits are hard to break and well, $10 apparently is not enough incentive to change ones lifestyle.

Gerold leaves behind a large family who are probably most angry that their rich cousin/uncle/whatever didn't leave them a bunch of money in his will.

Original article found here....http://www.canada.com/news/story.html?id=38fb99cb-ba00-48e5-a2f4-cdb7cf94ef27

Page Six in NYC is hooting about having seen the Janet Jackson nude sunbathing bongo festival on October 7 2005.

"FOR those of you titillated by Janet Jackson's breast pop-out at the 2004 Super Bowl — boy, do we have a video for you. The Internet was abuzz yesterday with paparazzi footage of what appeared to be a naked Janet sunbathing on her back, then flipping over and slapping her own bare buttocks as if they were bongos. Alas, when we checked to see if the video was still available for our prurient viewing pleasure yesterday evening, it had already been taken down. Stay tuned."

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Quoting Bake from his interview with per City News Service, in tribute of Bakley, whom he made his bride in 2000: "There aren't many women who will simply sleep with you and get on the bus, if you know what I mean"

Blake and Bakley's relationship began as a would-be one-night stand at a Los Angeles hotel in 1999. Later, their sacred union was shattered in May 2001 when she was shot to death in Blake's car, then parked outside the star's favored Italian restaurant in Studio City, California.

"I loved Bonny" Blake said, per the Associated Press, "and always prayed to God to get a little light in there."

According to reports, Blake described Bakley as "extremely intelligent," "resourceful," "cunning" and oh-so "charming."

"She could charm the eyes off a rattlesnake" Blake said by way of attempted compliment.

In earlier testimony Wednesday, Blake declared that his commitment to his rattlesnake charmer was real. Why, if she hadn't been plugged after they dined out that night back in 2001--and as fate would have it, Blake had brought a loaded gun (not the murder weapon) along on the date out of "security concerns" --Blake and Bakley were going to go the distance, he told jurors.

"There was a clear understanding that Rosie belonged to me and Bonny," Blake said, per the A.P. "She was ours, and we were going to raise her."

Oh, sure, Blake recounted Thursday, there were times when he and his beloved didn't see eye to eye. Like the time she proffered her teen-age daughter to him, and he declined. Or the time he wanted her to get an abortion, and she declined--even after he ponied up $250,000 in incentives.

On the stand, Blake explained, the whole abortion thing came from his belief that the "charming" and "intelligent" Bakley couldn't be much of a mother on account of she pimped her own children.

And yet... Blake couldn't let Bakley get out of his life. About five months after the birth of the baby Bakley wouldn't give up, Blake made the woman his wife.

When asked why he would marry the woman that he sometimes bashed, Blake responded: Why, Blake's attorney asked? Why marry her?

"When Rosie was 2 weeks old, I promised God," Blake said, according to the A.P. "Rosie had changed my life, and Bonny had given me Rosie. It would be my pleasure to give her a good life."

At present time, I suppose we are still waiting to see exactly what Blake's definition of "a good life" exactly means...

Read more on the crazy man here.

According to Us Weekly, a member of the couple's low-rent entourage "has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant [that was copied from a tape in the Spears/Federline collection]"

A copy of the original tape viewed by the couple's lawyers elicited laughter and disgust. So much for the "hot" sex Spears continually brags about. Now all of america can witness white trash pro-creation in HD.

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Apparently Lil Kim isn't the only person who believes that snitching on your fellow man is wrong.

Keashia Williams, 15, a young black woman who will undoubtedly date a man who will go to jail believes that, "Black people shouldn't snitch on black people."

Keashia's younger sister, Teneshia, provided a much more poignant, philosophical diatribe on the reason why the shirts resonate so deeply within the urban black community.

"You snitch, you die," the younger Williams, (who is no relation to Serena, Venus, or Billy Dee) stated emphatically as she pretended not to notice the murder happening across the street.

Putting Peter Jackson in charge of directing a major motion picture films, definitely means profit. But adding in the equation is Microsoft's top selling game for the Xbox, Halo, and you have nothing but money to sleep on. With the Lord of the Rings trilogy box office gross of almost 3 billion dollars, you can see why Jackson was the number one choice for the job.

The name of the line is a horrible ass spin on her brothers well known alias Makaveli, which is also a clothing line. Which isnt all that great.

According to Shakur, “Madameveli embraces the oddities each woman possesses and accentuates the physical and intrinsic features that make her unique.” But we've heard that shit before. Remember Jennifer Lopez's shit? And that AppleBottom shit? Its gonna be like that, but different.

But turns out that Nickelodeon shut down all programming for three hours Saturday for its "Let's Just Play Worldwide Day of Play." Those who tuned in saw only a "Let's Just Play" logo so they'd move away from the tube and get active. Or just turn to another fucking channel all together. Were guessing this is what the really fat kids did.