I vowed to be nicer this year but...


Then I saw this shit! Though I wish I'd photoshopped this one personally, I didn't. Props to whoever did though! All I want to know is... has Shar-shar ever heard of LOTION??? I mean damn! Her back & elbows look like she's been laying down in flour all day. Better yet, she looks like someone dragged her ass across sand! Can you say DRY AS HELL?? Not to mention, is that a birthmark or some odd fungus growing on her lower back? And is it me, or is her back shaped like a square? No definition, just a big ass square back that leads into a square, flat ass. It's like she's got an Extend-a-back. Just one long, continuous piece of skin that goes right down to the top of her thighs. What in the hell happened to her booty?? I'm really confused as to why she thought this look was remotely cute. Then she had the audacity to put on the K-mart red velvet hat. Why Shar? WHY?? This is proof positive that she doesn't have a stylist... or friends for that matter.

Word to the wise Shar... friends don't let friends walk around looking triflin'