A single car for his personal use, and a humble car used only for transportation, this vehicle is possibly the only car personally owned by Pope John Paul II. He is believed to be the only Pope that had a personal vehicle during his papacy.

Not only is this car a piece of shit er history, but it is rare; rare not because of the make and model, but because of the incredible legacy of the original owner and the fact that he sold this vehicle while in the Vatican as Pope.

This vehicle is the most extraordinary 1975 Ford Escort GL ever to be available to the public. The 1975 Ford Escort GL; this car blended Pope John Paul II into the rest of the world. The miles on this vehicle were put on by the Pope himself. There is only one other known owner, and he purchased the Escort from Kruse International at their annual fall auction over Labor Day weekend in 1996.

The Vatican, with the Pope’s blessing, chose Kruse International to sell the vehicle in that year. The car was then sold to the man who currently owns the Escort. He wishes to remain anonymous as he did when he first purchased the automobile.

2 thumbs up for another capitalistic venture attempt by the roman catholic church! The estimated going price for this hoopty is approximately $150,000.00 USD prior to bidding by extreme delusional catholics with too much money to spend.

hurry up and place your bid here! OR email god here.

I'm watching TLC's new show "The Adam Carolla Project" which happens to be the guts. A professional comedian, apparantly has his contractor's license as well ahd has been 'contracted' by TLC to document his project of kicking his dad out of his raggedy house and rebuild it - all on film.

Anyway, one of adam's crew members is flaming ass gay. and sounds it. on this particular episode, someone asks him where he is from, because of his 'accent' to which he replies "Oh, it's a gay accent, I've had it forever'

which I thought was extremely funny, so I googled it. and found THIS site, where you can actually purchase a gay accent instant mouthspray in the event that an ex-gay ministry kicks you out.

I do suggest you watch the show, and if need be, buy a few instant shots of gay-accent and get your gay shit back straight.

Ok handbag whores - how many times do you switch handbags with your homies? I know I have a few out on loan, a few that I won't allow to leave the house without my presence, and a few that I probably forgot that I lent out.

Anyway - BagBorroworSteal.com - is a handbag "rental" program working ust like netflix - the dvd movie rental gig. You pay a monthly membership to "borrow" any bags within your membership tier, you get the bag in the mail within a couple days with a pre-paid return label... you rock the bag till your tired of it, then you return it and pick another bag. If you don't wanna be without a bag during the return process, you can upgrade your membership for like 8 bucks more a month which allows you to 'borrow' 2 bags at the same time. You also get the option to purchase the bag if you love it, and also purchase insurance for an additional 5 bucks a month or something in case your shit gets folded.

they offer memberships in three tiers:

Trendsetter - $19.95 per month gets you bags from Baby Phat, Betsy Johnson, DKNY, Jlo, Guess, Doony & Bourke, Nine West, Kate Spade, UGG, BCBG Girls, Tommy Hilfiger, Steve Madden and more designers who are in this similar price bracket.

Princess - $49.95 per month gets you bags from: Juicy Coutour, Cole Haan, Coach, Moschino, Michael Kors, Carlos Falchi, Kenneth Cole, Dolce & Gabbana

Diva - $99.95 gets you bags from Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Chloe, Hermes, Pucci, Versace, Prada, Tod's, Valentino, Marc Jacobs, Luella, Jimmy Choo, Isabella Fiore

Soooo - you can basically rent-your-bourgie ass a new handbag whenever you want for the monthlies depending on what your stee-lo is. After surfing the site for a minute, I realized that there are a gazillion bags in the trendsetters area for all you bagwhores up to age 28, then the princess line seems to be more of the early stages of professional women - bordering almost on the conservative, and then the diva collection is sparse, with bags that seem a bit out of season, maybe on sale, even on clearance or designer outlet designs. I'm not too sure about the cnote a month to rock clearance sale bags, but hey, if you want a marc jacobs every month, it really is a deal to pay that money instead of dishing out the 3k and being broke AND out of season 6 months later.

I will be trying this site out - call it 'investigative research' and I will keep you all posted. Too bad they don't have an affiliate program - I know a gazillion bagwhores who I can refer this to. but alas, I don't want EVERYONE knowing my shit is rented, feel me?

BagBorroworSteal.com

"The revolutionary FIRM method combines weight training and aerobics in a unique, effective and fun way that maximizes your ability to burn fat and calories, sculpting and shaping your entire body in the process. But The FIRM does more than boost calorie burn, tone muscle and help you develop the body you've always wanted -- it increases energy and builds self-confidence and self-esteem so that you not only look great, you feel great. The FIRM is all you'll ever need to get and stay in shape."

For the past few years, I've taken office jobs just to keep designer clothes on my back that I couldn't afford, and eat out every weekend. As a result of working at a desk all day, I gained 10 pounds. I decided to remove some layers of unwanted fat, but I had no general idea of how I'd go about it. I GLANCED at that Atkins diet shit, and when I saw I couldn't eat bread, I took the pages of that diet out and wiped my ass with it for a whole month. Fuck that shit. So I started doing some reading, because I refused to believe that in order to lose weight I'd have to give up carbs. After som extensive research, I luckily found out that I could lose weight AND eat pasta if I wanted to. Basically, to lose weight, you need to exercise and eat whatever the fuck you want in MODERATION and control your portions. Plain and simple. So I eat whatever the hell I want, I just don't eat nearly as much of it as I used to. I used to be a "can i get seconds" bitch. I've never been huge, but my ass was spreading like SARS. Then after making small changes to my eating habits, I knew I'd have to incorporate some sort of exercise routine into my busy schedule. First I decided to dust the cobwebs off the treadmil and use that. But I got bored with that shit real quick. Then, typically, I saw an infomercial for The Firm. I decided to use it because in all honesty, I've heard good things about it before. It arrived, and I worked out to a video called Complete Aerobics and Weight Training with Firm instructor Emily Welsh.

"The Venus Vibrance, similar to its men's M3Power, that sends little vibrations to the skin to raise the hair for a closer shave. It also will add Venus disposables. In a product category where women's products generally are priced higher than men's -- on the assumption women will pay more for personal care -- the suggested retail prices for the Venus Vibrance are $9.99 to $11.99. "

It may have taken me a few days to realize that the brand new Venus Vibrance was actually a razor. I am not afraid to admit I've used it for...other reasons. But in all honesty, it works very well for both clit stimulation AND removing unwanted hair. Battery life is moderate, so it's best to keep extra triple-A batteries on hand. The only way this razor could be better is if it had multi-speeds like my "rabbit", and if it had balls. But it doesn't, but its very inconspicuous and handy, and will remove hair just as good as a mens razor, for a close shave that lasts a few days extra. Unless you're cursed with coarse leg/armpit hair that grows back really fast. Overall, I recommend this razor for all you ladies out there. Gillette has always been a brand one could trust, and now you're able to remove the bugshots and have an orgasm all at the same time. You can find this razor just about anywhere they sell condoms and skittles. I however, DO NOT recommend this razor for vaginal insertion. That's just taking it a bit too far.

Consumer Reviews. Reviews on products from razors that vibrate to TV's that somebody went into deep deep debt for. If its the greatest thing since sliced bread and air jordans. Or if its the worst shit ever... even worse than those LA Gears that light up.