That's the ODB to those not in the know (how in the FUCK did you find your way to this site if you didn't know that though!?!?!). In the great (and in some cases not so great) tradition of 2Pac, Biggie, and every other dead rapper this is a posthumous release as a guest artist.

Ladies and gentlemen this is a certified banger here. Whoever in the hell produced this song (I did a nigga-rig search and came up with zilch, so if you are knowing, fess up in the comments) did the damn thing.

If you'll recall, Busta and Dirt McGirt got together for the highly underrated Woo Hoo (Gotcha All In Check) remix way back in 1995. Their styles were similar, yet completely different, and OH SO compatible, so much so that one wondered why they didn't collabo more often. Then again we might have gotten sick of them a la Meth and Red (or maybe that's just me).

Either way, this unexpected surprise is worth the 10 year wait.

It IS kinda eerie hearing ODB saying "Next time you see me let me knoooooooooooow...". Hate to break it to you Russ, but the next time I see you one of us (or perhaps neither) will have wings and a halo nigga! Tough break! Cocaine is a helluva drug!

Anyway, obtain this track (however you do it....)

For you faithful viewers of BET Uncut (don't hide, I see you...I know who you are...I talk to a few of you bastards!) you've probably seen the video and thought it was either Prince or Cam'Ron until you heard Big Boi's voice. What's the deal with the surge in Purple Haze references? Like Jimi wasn't on it in the 60's!

So anyway about the song. Basically they are on that kryptonite, all night and all day. All day and all night, I be-I be-I be up on it...all day...all night....I-I-I-I-be on that straight up on that I be on that Kryptonite.....is it in your head yet? Not yet???? Read this paragraph one more time. I dare you!

If you live in the city limits of Atlanta of course you get a shout out! That's always fun in the club when some overzealous fat boy without a shirt decides to throw sweaty bows when he hears his street called out! You'll probably be too busy throwing your own bows to notice though. Like I said, it's infectious like Mono....I-I-I-I be on it all night all day....I-I-I- be on it straight up you can find me in the A.....

It's in your head now sucka!!!!

Anyway - BagBorroworSteal.com - is a handbag "rental" program working ust like netflix - the dvd movie rental gig. You pay a monthly membership to "borrow" any bags within your membership tier, you get the bag in the mail within a couple days with a pre-paid return label... you rock the bag till your tired of it, then you return it and pick another bag. If you don't wanna be without a bag during the return process, you can upgrade your membership for like 8 bucks more a month which allows you to 'borrow' 2 bags at the same time. You also get the option to purchase the bag if you love it, and also purchase insurance for an additional 5 bucks a month or something in case your shit gets folded.

they offer memberships in three tiers:

Trendsetter - $19.95 per month gets you bags from Baby Phat, Betsy Johnson, DKNY, Jlo, Guess, Doony & Bourke, Nine West, Kate Spade, UGG, BCBG Girls, Tommy Hilfiger, Steve Madden and more designers who are in this similar price bracket.

Princess - $49.95 per month gets you bags from: Juicy Coutour, Cole Haan, Coach, Moschino, Michael Kors, Carlos Falchi, Kenneth Cole, Dolce & Gabbana

Diva - $99.95 gets you bags from Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Chloe, Hermes, Pucci, Versace, Prada, Tod's, Valentino, Marc Jacobs, Luella, Jimmy Choo, Isabella Fiore

Soooo - you can basically rent-your-bourgie ass a new handbag whenever you want for the monthlies depending on what your stee-lo is. After surfing the site for a minute, I realized that there are a gazillion bags in the trendsetters area for all you bagwhores up to age 28, then the princess line seems to be more of the early stages of professional women - bordering almost on the conservative, and then the diva collection is sparse, with bags that seem a bit out of season, maybe on sale, even on clearance or designer outlet designs. I'm not too sure about the cnote a month to rock clearance sale bags, but hey, if you want a marc jacobs every month, it really is a deal to pay that money instead of dishing out the 3k and being broke AND out of season 6 months later.

I will be trying this site out - call it 'investigative research' and I will keep you all posted. Too bad they don't have an affiliate program - I know a gazillion bagwhores who I can refer this to. but alas, I don't want EVERYONE knowing my shit is rented, feel me?

BagBorroworSteal.com

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As far as lyrics, Nore offers up lines such as "I stay right here like i got left back" talking about him staying true to his hood nature and being up in the streets. At first i thought he might have been talking about him being left back a couple of grades a couple of times, explaining his lack of anything compelling to say. But i was wrong.

Working with the Neptunes seems to work pretty good for Nore considering that they've produced like 98% of his hits. If this shit doesnt get a bunch of radio play and we arent all tired of it with in two months, id be fuckin surprised.

As for the rest of the track, those of you with sub woofers in you car and have a thing for base will love this shit here. That is if you dont mind typical down south im balling now raps. But the beat is hittin with a constant base line that is sure to set off a car alarm or two.

The track also features Puff getting his ad-lib on as usual, this is a bad boy project after all. And we all know its not really a bad boy single if Puff aint on the track some where or at least in the video getting his perpetual groove on.

There is also a remix to this track featuring lil wayne and lil breeze who sounds just like trick daddy. And since Puff is claiming to be the father of the remix, he is screamin even more on this shit.

Overall this doesnt totally suck. But it aint overly great either.

In other news, i dont even think i could call my son lil daddy... shit just dont sound right.

B - We know that even good people can have bad hair days, but you would think that with the gazillion of dollars you have, and the incredible amount of money you must save by having your mama design your wardrobe, the very least you could do is buy some good hair pieces.

But alas, life is good for the beautiful people, so I am sure it is only us females who are even noticing your big-wig-stake.

FashionPolice noticed it too. The editor must be female or gay.

For the past few years, I've taken office jobs just to keep designer clothes on my back that I couldn't afford, and eat out every weekend. As a result of working at a desk all day, I gained 10 pounds. I decided to remove some layers of unwanted fat, but I had no general idea of how I'd go about it. I GLANCED at that Atkins diet shit, and when I saw I couldn't eat bread, I took the pages of that diet out and wiped my ass with it for a whole month. Fuck that shit. So I started doing some reading, because I refused to believe that in order to lose weight I'd have to give up carbs. After som extensive research, I luckily found out that I could lose weight AND eat pasta if I wanted to. Basically, to lose weight, you need to exercise and eat whatever the fuck you want in MODERATION and control your portions. Plain and simple. So I eat whatever the hell I want, I just don't eat nearly as much of it as I used to. I used to be a "can i get seconds" bitch. I've never been huge, but my ass was spreading like SARS. Then after making small changes to my eating habits, I knew I'd have to incorporate some sort of exercise routine into my busy schedule. First I decided to dust the cobwebs off the treadmil and use that. But I got bored with that shit real quick. Then, typically, I saw an infomercial for The Firm. I decided to use it because in all honesty, I've heard good things about it before. It arrived, and I worked out to a video called Complete Aerobics and Weight Training with Firm instructor Emily Welsh.

At a glance, I swear it looks as if Miss Richie's head is plopped on backwards and the gown in reverse or something bizarre to that nature. We fashionistas are starving to know...Is backbone spine the new cleavage?

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My Space is a collective of all the people who fell off the face of the earth to somebody at some point. But now since the creation of MySpace, you can now reunite with you former mates who have all of a sudden surfaced! JOY!!

However... with reuniting with some of your fallen off the earth former commrads. Sometimes you discover why "somehow" you lost contact with them in the first place. And find we our selves once again trying to excuse our selves of their company. but its not like that all the time... sometimes your happy to see your long lost pal, and you can pick back up right where yall left off.

It may have taken me a few days to realize that the brand new Venus Vibrance was actually a razor. I am not afraid to admit I've used it for...other reasons. But in all honesty, it works very well for both clit stimulation AND removing unwanted hair. Battery life is moderate, so it's best to keep extra triple-A batteries on hand. The only way this razor could be better is if it had multi-speeds like my "rabbit", and if it had balls. But it doesn't, but its very inconspicuous and handy, and will remove hair just as good as a mens razor, for a close shave that lasts a few days extra. Unless you're cursed with coarse leg/armpit hair that grows back really fast. Overall, I recommend this razor for all you ladies out there. Gillette has always been a brand one could trust, and now you're able to remove the bugshots and have an orgasm all at the same time. You can find this razor just about anywhere they sell condoms and skittles. I however, DO NOT recommend this razor for vaginal insertion. That's just taking it a bit too far.

Rating system to be determined.

1. See it every time you get a chance!!
2. Go See it!
3. It was a good movie
4. Eh. it was straight i guess
5. That shit sucked
6. Im SO mad i sat though that bullshit!!!